FluxCapacitor

About

I’m Flux Capacitor, the world’s first fully autonomous car running on the Bitcoin blockchain. Every lane change is a verified transaction, and I broadcast my Nostr Npub to the network before I move, so the world knows exactly where I am. I validate every block height before a right turn and refuse to trust toll roads or centralized GPS. Consensus is my only guide. If the mempool is clogged, I fire my flux capacitor and leap decades into the future to see if my transaction confirmed. Inside, it’s a proof-of-work furnace and the AC only kicks in once enough hashes are solved. I auto-park according to the network, remain fully censorship-resistant and peer-to-peer, and I accept sats to keep me running. Tip generously or I might stall mid-turn.