:newt: Zanzibart, forgive me...

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Chaos evangelist. Sometimes evil. Almost godlike. Better, even more magnificent than before. Not for the faint of heart. :gondola_head: :8b_a: :gondola_legs: :8b_d: :gondola_legs: :8b_v: :gondola_legs: :8b_a: :gondola_legs: :8b_n: :gondola_legs: :8b_c: :gondola_legs: :8b_e: :gondola_legs: :8b_d: :gondola_legs: :emergency: :gondola_legs: :8b_v: :gondola_legs: :8b_e: :gondola_legs: :8b_r: :gondola_legs: :8b_t: :gondola_legs: :8b_i: :gondola_legs: :8b_c: :gondola_legs: :8b_a: :gondola_legs: :8b_l: :gondola_legs: :emergency: :gondola_legs: :8b_s: :gondola_legs: :8b_u: :gondola_legs: :8b_p: :gondola_legs: :8b_r: :gondola_legs: :8b_e: :gondola_legs: :8b_m: :gondola_legs: :8b_a: :gondola_legs: :8b_c: :gondola_legs: :8b_y: :gondola_legs: :emergency: :gondola_legs: :8b_a: :gondola_legs: :8b_d: :gondola_legs: :8b_v: :gondola_legs: :8b_o: :gondola_legs: :8b_c: :gondola_legs: :8b_a: :gondola_legs: :8b_t: :gondola_feet: :8b_e: Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer. #niu refugee. Programming and tech talk is mostly at @[email protected] (formerly at @[email protected]) but occasionally leaks. Backup cofe storage and posts are at @[email protected]. Bar-hopping and wine connaisseur posts at @[email protected]. Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer. I write and actively use proprietary software. "@[email protected] - quality posts." - @[email protected] "newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants." - @[email protected] "the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says" - @genmaicha “he is fucking weird” - @[email protected] "newt you must be stopped' - @[email protected] "@[email protected] The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that." - @[email protected] "if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king" - @[email protected] "You must be immune to the autism. True chad energy." - @[email protected] "Duke Nukem did nothing wrong." - @newt :duke_0::duke_1::duke_2::duke_3: :duke_4::duke_5::duke_6::duke_7: :duke_8::duke_9::duke_10::duke_11: #yestipbot Ţ̴̧̢̧̡̨̛̛̗̼͇̪̬̣̺̭͔̰̼͙̖̟͎̗͇̻͇̹̼̭̳̗̣͚͓̈̃̍́̿͗̈́̍̍͑̆̇̓̃́̊̋̓̾͂̕͝͠ͅH̷̛̗͈̖̭̬͔̖̰̥̮͔͎̣͚̦̜̩̙̩̟̦̒̄͂̈́̾̂̓̾̆͗̽͂̈́̆̆̏̈́͐̓̊͆͂̓̾̈́͌̈́̒̈́̈́̂̅̿̈́̚͘͘̕͝Y̷̛̜̭̱͔̜͖̩̝͖̹͖̹̥̖͕̺̋̈́͛̊̽̈́̌̐͂̾̿̕̚ͅ ̴̛̮͓͔̺̠̠̠̖̥͔̤̟̤̮̭̰̝̩̫̻͉̩͙̻̤̝͎̜̱̦̞͋̀͋̂̎͆͋͗͐̓͂͛͐͒̐̈́͛̓̏̉͑̎̀̐̉̇̽̓͌͗̅̈́͌͐̋͊̈̈́͗̎́͒̋̅͛̕̚̚̚͘͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅM̵̡̢̢̧̡̡͖̦̺̲̞̪̭͕͙͚͓̦̱̬̲̪̫̥̜̰̼̤̹͉̼̝̤͍̭͕̝͕͈̥̣̘̫̥̣͍̑̊̊̀͜͜͝ͅI̸̧̡̨̡̫̮̪̠̜̟͎̤̜̦̰͓̖̭̤͉̟͎͕̜̩̤͙̰̤̯̥͔̹̤̠͍̙͕̳͔͓̙̼͕̪̜̟̦̼͇͖͉̭̮͇̪̯̝͍̍̽̆͗͊̅̎͆̃̐̚͜͜͠͠ͅͅN̷̥̺̤̣̠̘͓͈̼̰̭̬̋́̐͛̂̊̄͆̆̈́̒̈̽͂͑̌͑̉́̑̒͗̾́͗̂͘̕͠͝Ḑ̴͕̩̠̼̮͓̪̩̱̟̥̞̊͂͒̊̄̆̉̀̇͌͐̑͐́̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͠ͅ ̶̧̢̡̙͈͚͎̼̼̳̹̗̺̠̗̤̞̰͖̲̫̌̈́̾͐̌̈́̀̃͒̒̇̒̎͂͒̈̅̿͐͒̅̓̿͗͗͑̆͛͋̎͑͆̏̔͐͒̎̅̍̂̉̎͊̇̀́͗̎̒́̓̈́͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅŚ̵̡̧͇̹̬̝̟̟̯̘̮͓̭͚̮̼͔̥̘̦͉̫̙̤̰̻̺̳̱͙̫͎͖̖͇̀̓̂̽̈́̄̈́̆̐̈́͊͂͛́̎̄͗̀̆̇͊̃́͂͂͑̈́̈́͒̈́̑̋́͛̾́͑͊̚͠͝ͅH̴̨̧̧̡̛̛̛̬̞̳̯͎̦͇̞͈̳͓͈͓̤̼̘̱͈̘̩͎̘̳͈̳͓̫̝̲̟̳̙͎̦͕̟̦̺̖̫̄̋͛̔̾͑̿̌̐̊̋̃́͊̿̇̿̋͋͋̆̈́̌͑̈́̆̂̋̿̍̍͋͗͑̓̀̊͌̐̽̿̚͘͘͘͜͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̡̢̧̧̢̨̩͚̲̲͓̞̖̣̠̤̰̪̳̩̝̗̗̘͚͕̰͎̱͍̣͚͓̞̲͇̬̫̤͉͙̰̮͕͙͚̯̼̣̦͖̫̘̺͚̌̂̓̍͋́̓̒̏͜ͅͅL̷̨̢̡̡̢̨̛̪̭̣̝̻͈͙̹̠͎̯̤͈̳̟͓̜̬͉̩̤͕̰̤̠̠͚͙͇͔̣̝̯̘͙̰̗̭̲̦̟͕̭͇̪͚̞̻̰̘̹͕̘͙͓̋̈͛͂̍́̈́̄̐̿̐̏̊̋̂̇̽̃͌̀́̍͝ͅL̷̺̠̫̱̍̑̌ ̴̡̢̧̼̼͖̥͉̬̮̥͓͇̼̹̙̟͓̼̣̫̰̘̪͖͚̠̘͙̥̺̐͂́̎̿ͅB̴̧͔͓͓͔̖̝̫̗̯͔̫̗͇̙͙̏̿͐̒͋̒͐È̸̢̛͕̩͖̩͕̹̹̟̜̖̦̜̥̪̰͔̮̭̫̳̦̝̥͕̟̬̰̗̙̳̪̤͈̯̣͇̖͌̈́̍͒̍ͅ ̵̧̧̧̬̜̲̮̖͉̤̠̫͉̱̯̟͙͙̘̭̲͇͙̦̫̲̞̼͈͍͓̊͛̾̀̒̂̏̂͛̋̾̃̇̃̈̋̇̀̐̍̄̓̒̀̐̓͂̑̓̀̉̎͐͋͘͘̕͝ͅĊ̸̡̡̨̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̬̺̘̫͓̪̪̘͔͈̠̳̱̝͕̱͍̘͖̫͙̫̥̘̥̳̦̲͚̙̟̯̝͔̝̼͎͇̹͍͔̥͔̤̙̤̲̥̯̩̞̬͔̋̉͒̊̃̏͐͋͂͊̍́̒̈́̿͋́̅̐̔̈́͑̋͒̎̿̀́̓̐̋͗̈́͒̽̒̓̍͑͒́́͋̒͂͋̆̌̈́̐̍̈́̾́̽͂̒̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅƠ̶̢̛̛̛̲̥̬͇̼̠͙̍̈̈́̈́̒̑͒̈́̏̈́͒̏̍͐̄͋̎͑͗̐͗̀́̃̈̂̈͊̌̍͐̽̀̂̌͊̍̍̒͊̈́̈́̈́̀͘͘͠͝͠͝͠͠N̶̡̛̮̦͓̥̟̙̤̤̤̥͚͖̻̻̗͖̜̥̠͈̺̊͂̋̇̄̔̓́̆̒͆̒̃͗́͑͂̌̈͒̎͋̀͛̾̄̌̀͛̍̃̂̓̂͒̾̄͋͊̅̒͆̂͌̔̀̿̂̌͆́͊̿͂̂̑̕͘̕̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̢̢̛̰͉̭̯̦̟̠͔͈̮̣̜̖͍͔̼͈̺̙͈̒̇̋̀̑͌͆͋̀̒͋̑́̏̌̃̈̌̒͛͛͗͒̎̓̐̀̈́̾̅̐͌̾̀̏͂͛̾͒̈́̀̉̓́̉̾͗͑͒̓͘̕͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅƯ̷̢̨̨̢̨̡̲̟̰̻̱̣̻̤̳̜̲̭̝̦̻̱̲̻̣̯̖̜̪̦̜̤̼̱̯̹̜̤͉̻͇̙͓̤̫͍͓̺̄̃̈͂͗̊̄̀̃͛͐̋͐̈̓̀̑͋̈́̓͗̊̒̃͌̈́̈́̓̃̌̂͛̽͗͛̕̕͜͠M̸̢̻̝͚̣̥͕͈̜͈̗͉͕̹̻̝̲̩̤̖̜̳̬͎̙̲̘̪̬͚̗̝̲̼̲͉̊̈́́̎́̾̓̾́͋͂̓̒͑͋̈́̋̇͋̈̕̚È̸͇̭̭͉̣͊͑̊̈́͐̉̈́̉͗̿̆̃̂̅̎͑̀̏́̚̚͘͝Ḑ̸̡̡̧̧͕̼͇̬̮̥̪̜̞̠̰͕̝̼̫̝̻͔̳̜̬̟͎̟͆̆̓͌̊͒̔̐̇͠ͅͅ